In the leaked cabinet conversation, members emphasized the need for focus and precision in their roles amidst challenging circumstances. While some expressed a desire for improved relations with Russia, others criticized this viewpoint, leading to a call for professionalism and a re-focus on the task at hand.
Signal Conversation Transcript
Vance (12:01 pm ET): “Folks, let’s realign our focus. We’ve got to maintain our eye on the ball. 🏀”
Waltz (12:05 pm ET): “Agreed. We need precision and focus amidst all noise. Rubio, Gabbard, I trust you two are maintaining your usual diplomacy?”
Rubio (12:07 pm ET): “Doing my best, Waltz. The terrain is not simple, but we navigate as we can.🚶♂️”
Gabbard (12:10 pm ET): “I just wish we could all sit down for borscht and laughs with the Russians. Much friendlier! 😍”
Hegseth (12:13 pm ET): “Enough with the Russian love, Gabbard! Keep in mind, Putin wouldn’t even crack a smile if you told him a joke. Man’s a machine. 🤖”
Vance (12:17 pm ET): “Hegseth, your machismo bravado might be better suited for bar talk, not cabinet discussion. Let’s be professional.”
Waltz (12:22 pm ET): “Vance, did you just use a three-syllable word? We might need to get you a dictionary. 📖💡”
Gabbard (12:26 pm ET): “Guys, cool it. Let’s just focus. I ordered some pirozhkis for everyone, by the way. 🥟”
Witkoff (12:30 pm ET): “As long as it’s not sushi, Gabbard. The last thing I need is another bad sushi incident. 🍣🤢”
Rubio (12:35 pm ET): “LOL, Witkoff. We all remember that. Gabbard, pirozhkis sound great. 🙏”
Miller (12:45 pm ET): “Alright, back to work. We can’t afford distractions.”
Vance (12.50 pm ET): “Agreed. For now, we continue building momentum. As for Trump, we can handle him. 😉
Waltz (12:53 pm ET): “That’s the spirit, Vance. To the future, team. 🇺🇸”
Hegseth (12:55 pm): “Bringing it back to brass tacks! That’s the way. Time to Hulk Smash this, brothers! 💪🔥”
Kent (12:57 pm ET): “Looking forward to seeing the success of this operation. For glory and honor! 🙏🇺🇸”
Bessent (1:00 pm ET): “Agreed. Let’s stay strong and focused. 🎯🌪️”
Miller (1:03 pm ET): “Let’s keep our eyes on the prize, gentlemen. 🦅”
Wiles (1:05 pm ET): “Well said, Miller. Let’s crush this! 💥”
Rubio (1:07 pm ET): “Let’s do our best, team. For the people. 🗽”
Ratcliffe (1:10 pm ET): “Agreed. Let’s make this a success story. 🌟”