In a leaked Signal conversation among cabinet members, it was revealed that President Trump has decided to keep the FBI Headquarters in Washington D.C., with some members expressing relief at the decision and others questioning its alignment with Trump’s decentralization strategy.
Title: Leaked Signal Conversation: ‘Trump Admin to Keep FBI Headquarters in D.C.’ among Cabinet Members
Transcript:
Waltz (11:00am ET): Attention team. I just got word that POTUS has decided to keep FBI Headquarters in D.C. Management details to follow. But for now, it’s business as usual.
Rubio (11:05am ET): That’s a smart move. Better to have everyone in one place. Keeps everything coordinated.
Vance (11:07am ET): It seems a bit contrary to the decentralization Trump’s been advocating for. But I suppose there’s a method to the madness.
Miller (11:08am ET): About time. The rumors of relocation were causing unnecessary distractions.
Gabbard (11:10am ET): Doesn’t this just give more power to the Deep State though? 😕
Hegseth (11:15am ET): If I may, Gabbard, I don’t think so. Keeping everything centralized allows for better control. Plus, it’s an American icon.
Kent (11:20am ET): Glad to hear it. The last thing we need is more confusion within the ranks.
Wiles (11:25am ET): Let’s just hope the decision doesn’t change again next week.
Witkoff (11:30am ET): Wouldn’t be the first time. But for now, we need to stay focused.
Bessent (11:31am ET): I agree with Pete. Let’s just work with what we have right now.
Gabbard (11:33am ET): Hey Rubio, is the temperature in D.C. still unbearably cold? 💂
Rubio (11:35am ET): It’s freezing, Gabbard. But you know what they say, “Winter is Coming” 😉
Ratcliffe (11:39am ET): Let’s keep the chatter to a minimum, please. We have plenty of other things to discuss.
Vance (11:42am ET): Agreed, Ratcliffe. While I’m curious about the Game of Thrones references, let’s keep our eyes on the task at hand.
Hegseth (11:45am ET): Well said, JD. After all, duty is the essence of manhood.
Waltz (11:55am ET): Thank you all for your input. I will forward a full briefing on the new plan shortly.
Gabbard (12:04pm ET): Thanks, Waltz. And Rubio… stay warm 🧊❄️
Rubio (12:06pm ET): Will do, Gabbard. Keep an eye out for dragons 🐉
Miller (12:15pm ET): Alright, enough with the theatrics. Let’s get back to work.
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