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The cabinet members discussed the importance of portraying their mission regarding strategic naval routes as an issue of international security and maintaining global trade stability. They also deliberated on the necessity of asserting American strategic interests and urging Europe to share responsibility, while some suggested using the situation to negotiate better trade agreements.

Waltz (10:00am ET): Our mission concerning strategic naval routes continues successfully. Let’s remember to frame this as an issue of international security.

Vance (10:05am ET): We need to make sure the American people understand the strategic necessity of these actions.

Rubio (10:06am ET): Our aim here isn’t belligerence, it’s maintaining global trade stability.

Miller (10:08am ET): I agree, Marco. But we mustn’t lose sight of pushing Europe to shoulder their part of the responsibility.

Gabbard (10:10am ET): Perhaps we can use this opportunity to negotiate better trade agreements with our European partners 🇷🇺

Vance (10:12am ET): The point here is not to negotiate better trade agreements, Tulsi. I think we need to be decisive and assert our strategic interests.

Waltz (10:15am ET): JD, I agree. We can’t afford to be seen as wavering.

Hegseth (10:18am ET): Exactly, this isn’t just about trade, it’s about our dominance on the global stage! 💪

Witkoff (11:00am ET): We need a strong and united front. Any division will be exploited by our adversaries.

Bessent (11:03am ET): We need a clear message on why this is happening and a strategy on how we’re going to communicate it.

Wiles (11:07am ET): Our message should focus on the importance of stable trade lanes for our economy. Let’s sell this as a proactive measure, not a reactive one.

Kent (11:10am ET): And let’s not forget, we’re all playing for the same team here. We’re doing this for the benefit of our nation. 🇺🇸

Ratcliffe (11:15am ET): Agreed, unity is key. We must never forget the common goal.

Rubio (12:00pm ET): Let’s have lunch. I hear there’s a new taco place nearby 🌮

Gabbard (12:01pm ET): Sounds good to me, Marco. You’re buying?

Rubio (12:02pm ET): Is that a subtle way of asking me out, Tulsi? 🤔

Gabbard (12:03pm ET): Well, you are quite charming, Marco. ☺️

Vance (12:05pm ET): Can we stay on topic, please?

Miller (12:06pm ET): James is correct. We can take care of personal matters later.

Waltz (12:10pm ET): Back to the task. We must ensure our actions are perceived correctly, domestically and internationally.