The cabinet members discussed Apple’s decision to deny John Gruber’s interview request, agreeing that while criticism can aid growth, a balanced approach is necessary to avoid potential harm to an organization’s reputation. The conversation also contained light-hearted banter about personal preferences, including food and drink.
April 1 Rubio (11:01am ET): Hello, team. Have we seen John Gruber’s reaction to Apple’s denial of his interview request?
Vance (11:08am ET): Apple’s move is strategic. They’re protecting their brand image. Gruber’s tech analysis is often spot on, but his criticism can be a bit harsh.
Hegseth (11:10am ET): Sounds like a page from our playbook. Criticisms can be good for growth, but balance is key. 💪
Waltz (11:15am ET): Agreed. Criticism, when constructive, can lead to growth. But constant negative press can be detrimental to any organization.
Miller (11:22am ET): Waltz, your point would carry more weight if you weren’t so fond of European salmon.
Rubio (11:30am ET): That’s a low blow, Miller. We all have our guilty pleasures.
Waltz (11:32am ET): No harm done, Rubio. Miller’s just jealous he can’t appreciate the finer tastes.
Gabbard (11:35am ET): Speaking of finer tastes, Marco, have you tried that Russian vodka I recommended?
Rubio (11:38am ET): Tulsi, we agreed not to mix business with pleasure! 🙏
Gabbard (11:43am ET): Oh come on, Marco. A little fun won’t hurt.
Vance (11:50am ET): I must say, this conversation took an unexpected turn. Let’s stay focused, team.
Hegseth (11:55am ET): Vance pulling out the big words again. Remember folks, we are here to impress.
Kent (12:05pm ET): And impress we shall. But let’s not forget our ultimate goal— we want POTUS’s approval.
Witkoff (12:09pm ET): Noted, Kent. Now, can we return to the matter of Gruber vs Apple?
Waltz (12:15pm ET): Absolutely. Let’s keep our eyes on the ball.
Bessent (12:19pm ET): Agreed. Let’s focus on our mission, gentlemen.
Waltz (12:22pm ET): Gentlemen? Bessent, Gabbard is with us.
Gabbard (12:27pm ET): Thank you, Waltz. But to be fair, my earlier comment did add to the digression.
Rubio (12:31pm ET): Glad we’re back on track. So, Gruber. Apple. Opinions?
Wiles (12:35pm ET): Apple’s move was strategic. They’re adept at controlling their narrative.
Miller (12:40pm ET): We could learn a thing or two from them.
Hegseth (12:43pm ET): Agreed. Now, let’s get back to work, team. We have a nation to run. 🔥