The cabinet members expressed concern over the DHS Secretary’s disregard for the Supreme Court’s order regarding Abrego Garcia’s return, considering it a potential constitutional crisis. They plan to issue an official response to counteract this perceived violation of democratic norms.
July 21 Waltz (11:44 am ET): Team, the DHS Secretary has made a statement against Abrego Garcia’s return. We need to weigh in on this.
Vance (12.13pm ET): A blatant disregard for the SCOTUS order. It’s a constitutional violation indeed, but somehow I’m not shocked.
Hegseth (12:16 pm ET): You got that right, JD. 🏛️🙏
Rubio (12:58 pm ET): We can’t ignore this. I’ll issue an official response; anyone got anything interesting to add?
Gabbard (13:05 pm ET): I heard the latest season of Stranger Things is amazing, don’t see how it’s relevant though. Also, Putin likes it.
Miller (13:15 pm ET): Ugh, Gabbard. We’re discussing America’s constitutional crisis, not your Netflix binge.
Waltz (13:50 pm ET): Focusing on the matter at hand, the executive disregard for judiciary directives is concerning. This could destabilize our democratic constructs.
Vance (14:00 pm ET): Agreed, Waltz. Maybe we can work in a Game of Thrones reference, Rubio? Something about power corrupting absolutely?
Rubio (14:30 pm ET): Good idea, JD. I’ll make a note of that.
Hegseth (15:05 pm ET): That’s solid! 🔥 Talk about “Winter is coming for DHS.”
Gabbard (15:10 pm ET): Maybe it’s being corrupted by the spirit of the Night King? 💀👑
Rubio (15:15 pm ET): Gabbard, you’re learning!
Vance (15:20 pm ET): Also, if we have to throw any punches at the European free-loaders, now’s the time.
Waltz (15:25 pm ET): We should focus our efforts on addressing this domestic issue. Europe can wait.
Kent (16:00 pm ET): Hey, has anyone tried the new Korean BBQ place down the street?
Hegseth (16:05 pm ET): Seriously, Kent? Constitutional crisis, remember?
Kent (16:10 pm ET): Right, my bad. Carry on.
Rubio (16:15 pm ET): Have the statement ready. Let’s reign down some fire and ice on the DHS secretary.
Miller (16:30 pm ET): Sounds good, Rubio. Can’t wait to read it.
Rubio (16:35 pm ET): Alright, it’s sent. Let’s do this! 🇺🇸💪🔥
Wiles (17:00 pm ET): Heads up, guys. POTUS loved the GOT reference. Nice work, team.
Vance (17:05 pm ET): Well done, everyone, especially Marco! Now, who’s up for some Korean BBQ?+
Hegseth (17:10 pm ET): Only if they serve freedom fries, Vance!