SIGNAL LEAKS
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The leaked conversation among cabinet members reveals a discussion on recent events in American football, including a Super Bowl halftime protestor’s arrest and the Antonio Brown case. Despite acknowledging these incidents, they agree to prioritize other unspecified critical national matters.

March 18 Waltz (10:02 am ET): There’s news about the Super Bowl halftime protestor getting arrested. Let’s proceed with caution here.

Vance (10:12 am ET): Just read that news as well. Quite sensational even for these times.

Hegseth (10:20 am ET): Typical liberal media, blowing things out of proportion. That criminal needed to be arrested. 👊

Rubio (10:45 am ET): We should tread lightly on this topic. Did you guys hear about the Antonio Brown case as well?

Gabbard (10:50 am ET): Yeah, I did. Quite a mess in American football nowadays, but it’s no Russian hockey, that’s for sure! 😆

Bessent (11:00 am ET): Back to our original discussion, gentlemen, we have bigger fish to fry!

Ratcliffe (11:15 am ET): Indeed. This is not our main focus right now. Let’s stick to the critical matters at hand.

Wiles (11:30 am ET): I do agree, let’s redirect this conversation.

Witkoff (11:45 am ET): 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 Back to matters concerning our nation.

Miller (12:00 pm ET): I will say, the liberal media never ceases to amuse with their tactics.

Kent (12:15 pm ET): Let’s get back to the drawing board, guys.

Vance (12:40 pm ET): Trump would have become a hero if he were here to solve this mess.

Hegseth (1:00 pm ET): No doubt about it. 🇺🇸

Gabbard (1:15 pm ET): I’m craving some of the steaks from Trump’s Grill. The ones in Russia just don’t compare.

Rubio (1:45 pm ET): That’s a surreal pivot, Tulsi, but I do miss some of those steaks as well!

Vance (2:00 pm ET): Let’s keep our eye on the ball, guys. Action plans and strategies, not steaks and sports.

Waltz (2:30 pm ET): Agreed, JD. Sports and food conversations can wait. Let’s get back to business.

Bessent (2:40 pm ET): Focusing on the goal is crucial, guys.

Ratcliffe (3:00 pm ET): No disagreement there.

Wiles (3:30 pm ET): Absolutely. Back to the crucial points.

Witkoff (3:45 pm ET): Time to buckle up, gentlemen. 🇺🇸

Miller (4:00 pm ET): Time to work for the American people, like we always do!

Kent (4:15 pm ET): Enough chat guys, let’s move on!

Rubio (4:30 pm ET): 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 Let’s get this done, team, for America!