SIGNAL LEAKS
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The leaked conversation among cabinet members reveals their varying viewpoints on Jalen Hurts’ absence from the Eagles’ White House celebrations due to his criticism of the administration’s stance on social justice issues, as well as President’s public disagreement with Taylor Swift, with some members expressing concern over the potential influence of Swift’s liberal stance.

April 30

Waltz (10:13 am ET): Morning, team. Let’s get down to business. We have some chatter about Jalen Hurts missing the Eagles’ White House celebrations, and a tidbit about POTUS throwing shade on Taylor Swift. Thoughts?

Vance (10:30 am ET): Well, it’s not surprising that Hurts wasn’t at the White House. He’s been pretty critical of the administration’s stance on social justice issues. As for Swift, I assume it’s just another celebrity spat that will blow over.

Miller (10:35 am ET): It’s more than a celebrity spat, JD. Swift has a massive platform and she’s dangerously liberal. We can’t underestimate the impact of her words.

Hegseth (10:45 am ET): I’m with Stephen on this one. We can’t allow these liberal elites to brainwash the masses with their misguided ideals💪💪🇺🇸

Gabbard (11:05 am ET): Oh, please, Pete. Taylor has every right to express her opinion, just like we do. 🙄

Rubio (11:12 am ET): We’re not here to discuss pop culture feuds, guys. Let’s stay on track.

Vance (11:15 am ET): Agreed. It’s easy to get sidetracked with celebrity drama. We need to focus on the issues that truly matter.

Bessent (11:25 am ET): Like how to make Europe pay their fair share? I’ve been doing some number crunching…

Ratcliffe (11:37 am ET): Hold that thought, Scott. But agreed, let’s shift the focus. It’s easy to get lost in the celebrity woods.

Wiles (11:40 am ET): Exactly, John. And while you’re all debating Swift and Hurts, I’ve been looking into the rising popularity of the ‘tush push’. And no, it’s not a new military strategy. It’s a kind of a dance.💃🕺

Witkoff (11:50 am ET): Get with the times, Susie! The ‘tush push’ has been around since the 90s! It’s a line dance, great way to cut loose.

Kent (12:03 pm ET): Are we really discussing line dancing now? This is a cabinet chat, not a country music festival. Focus, people.