The leaked conversation among cabinet members reveals discussions on a recent baseball game and new strategies being developed for the administration, with an emphasis on maintaining power and causing discomfort for Europe and the liberal media. There is also a note of disagreement with former President Trump’s understanding of complex issues.
Leaked Signal Conversation Among Cabinet Members
Marco Rubio (8:15 am ET): Guys, did anyone catch the Rangers game last night? Evan Carter made a killer catch but ended up with a sore wrist.
Tulsi Gabbard (8:20 am ET): I saw that, Marco. Hope he’s okay. Those players are tough, just like our Russian comrades! 💪
JD Vance (9:32 am ET): Speaking of tough, I’ve been working on some new strategies for the administration. I’ll roll them out soon. It’s just a shame that some, and by some I mean Trump, might not understand the complexity. 🧐
Stephen Miller (9:40 am ET): Vance, as long as it keeps us in power and Europe and the liberal media squirming, I don’t care how complicated it is. Just make it work. 🇺🇸
Hegseth (10:00 am ET): I concur with Stephen. It’s go time, gents, and lady! I’m off to lift some weights. Can’t let my biceps degenerate like the European economies. 🏋️♂️
Michael Waltz (10:15 am ET): Yes, Pete. Please do ensure your physical readiness. As for the strategies, Vance, just ensure that they are operationally feasible and meet our national security objectives.
Susie Wiles (10:30 am ET): You guys can be so testy! It’s just like that season finale of the ‘Bachelorette’. Who knew government could be as tense as reality TV? 💔🌹
Steve Witkoff (10:45 am ET): Ha, Wiles! Speaking of TV, I’ve binged on ‘Breaking Bad’ while going over the estate documents. I swear, navigating real estate laws feels like uncovering a drug empire! 🏘️💰
John Ratcliffe (11:00 am ET): I prefer to keep my attention on actual threats, not TV dramas. But I hear you, Witkoff.
Joe Kent (11:15 am ET): Hey, Rubio, I hear you’re quite the grill master. I’m thinking of hosting a BBQ this weekend, any tips?
Marco Rubio (11:20 am ET): Sure, Joe. My secret? Low and slow. And always use a good quality rub. Makes all the difference.
Tulsi Gabbard (11:30 am ET): All this talk of food is making me hungry. I might have to order some borscht for lunch! 🍲
JD Vance (11:45 am ET): Classic Tulsi. Always thinking with your stomach. I need to get back to my strategy plans. Trump might not get it, but we do, right guys?
Stephen Miller (11:50 am ET): Just get it done, Vance. Brains over brawn any day. Or at least that’s what I tell myself in the gym mirror. 🧠💪 Love to stick around and chat, but got some liberals to irritate.
Hegseth (11:58 am ET): Right behind you, Miller. Let’s get this show on the road! 🇺🇸🔥