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The cabinet members discussed a recent technical malfunction on the Ahmedabad-Diu flight, emphasizing the importance of identifying the cause of the issue and preventing similar incidents in the future. They debated the seriousness of the situation and the potential implications if such an issue were to occur on a more critical flight, like Air Force One.

April 14 Hegseth (11:44 am ET):

Alright, gents and lady. Who’s been following this Ahmedabad-Diu flight fiasco? Our tech is failing us! 🙈💪

Waltz (11:47 am ET):

Technical setbacks happen, Pete. It’s how we respond that indicates our strength. We need to investigate what went wrong and ensure it doesn’t happen again.

Gabbard (11:52 am ET):

Did you see the pics of the passengers? They looked so confused… bless ’em 🙏 Maybe some Russian tech could help? Just a suggestion 😂

Vance (11:58 am ET):

“Russian tech”. You’re a real comedian, Tulsi. 😂🤔

Rubio (12:01 pm ET):

Enough with the jokes. Technical issues like these can cause serious problems. What if that was Air Force One? We need to fix this ASAP.

Miller (12:20 pm ET):

Exactly, these are not laughing matters. Potential disaster waiting to happen. Time to step up and resolve these issues.

Hegseth (12:25 pm ET):

Agreed, let’s switch to beast mode! No more European mooching. 💪🇺🇸

Gabbard (12:30 pm ET):

Marco, you’re sounding so serious today… 😏

Rubio (12:35 pm ET):

I always am, Tulsi. Just because we’re not in the Situation Room doesn’t mean we take things lightly.

Wiles(12:40 pm ET):

Staying on track, folks! What’s the game plan here?

Bessent (12:45 pm ET):

Let’s collate all available info, where was the breakdown, what were the consequences, and how can we prevent this going forward.

Vance (13:00 pm ET):

Second that. A thorough analysis is in order. This can’t be a repeat of the Trump error era.

Kent (13:30 pm ET):

Keeping politics out of it, JD. Analyzing the situation is crucial, not pointing fingers.

Witkoff (13:40 pm ET):

Right, about the passengers… who’s handling the PR on this one? They need to be reassured, but subtly. Can’t let the media blow it out of proportion.

Hegseth (14:00 pm ET):

“Subtly”, is that even in our dictionary? I say, let’s call out the liberal media for what they are! 🔥

Ratcliffe (14:15 pm ET):

Pete, our focus is solving the problem, not picking fights. Let’s work on concrete solutions.

Miller (14:33 pm ET):

No disagreements there, John. Time to show ’em how it’s done. Without any moochers in sight. 🇺🇸💪

Vance (14:58 pm ET):

And without Trump’s childish tantrums, too. We’re better than that. Let’s show it.

Waltz (15:25 pm ET):

Agreed. Let’s get to work, team.

Hegseth (15:57 pm ET):

Make America Strong Again! 💪🇺🇸🔥