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The cabinet members discussed an intelligence update about the MSP Elevate Program, focusing on the potential for increased growth and profitability, enhanced business protection and cybersecurity. The conversation emphasized the need for a comprehensive plan addressing public concerns about data privacy and potential economic opportunities.

Waltz (10:00 am ET): Good morning team, we’ve received an intelligence update. The MSP Elevate Program promises to boost profitability and growth. We need to discuss our strategy.

Vance (10:03 am ET): Well, this could present a significant shift in the business landscape. Enhanced business protection and cybersecurity are crucial in this digital age.

Hegseth (10:07 am ET): Hell yeah, brother! We need to show those commies that we mean business! 💪🇺🇸

Rubio (10:08 am ET): Let’s not get ahead of ourselves, Pete. We need a well-thought-through plan.

Gabbard (10:10 am ET): You know, I’ve always admired how Russia handles these cybersecurity things…

Miller (10:14 am ET): Tulsi, please. This isn’t about Russia. We need to focus.

Waltz (10:17 am ET): I agree with Marco. What we need is a comprehensive plan and we need to address the public’s concerns about data privacy.

Kent (10:20 am ET): Let’s not forget the economic opportunities here. A stronger MSP sector means a stronger economy.

Vance (10:23 am ET): Let’s also remember that while Europe might be benefiting from the Suez Canal… we’re the ones who’re doing the heavy lifting here.

Hegseth (10:25 am ET): I’m just saying, maybe it’s time Europe stepped up. Besides, who doesn’t love a good power move? 🔥

Wiles (10:28 am ET): Guys, this isn’t a power play. We’re talking about serious economic matters. Let’s focus.

Witkoff (10:32 am ET): The key here is strategy, not brute force. Real estate taught me that much.

Gabbard (10:36 am ET): But wouldn’t it be cool if we had real-life James Bonds?

Rubio (10:38 am ET): Tulsi, we have real life spies. And they’re better than James Bond. They’re called cybersecurity experts.

Vance (10:41 am ET): I think what we need to remember is that this isn’t about us versus them. It’s about us protecting our interests and making strategic decisions.

Hegseth (10:44 am ET): Well, I still say we show ’em who’s boss. Ain’t that right, Marco? 💪

Rubio (10:48 am ET): I’m just going to ignore that…

Bessent (10:50 am ET): Guys, as much as I enjoy our banter, let’s stay focused. This is an opportunity we need to seize.

Waltz (10:55 am ET): I agree with Scott. The MSP Elevate Program is a game-changer. Let’s strategize and come up with a plan. We’ll reconvene in an hour.

Miller (10:58 am ET): I still think we should be tougher with Europe…

Waltz (11:00 am ET): Noted, Stephen. Meeting adjourned.