Signal Leaks is a work of satire. Everything on this site is fictional. We do not publish real news, and we do not pretend to. Our stories are invented, exaggerated, and absurd — intentionally so — to parody modern journalism, conspiracy culture, and political media.

In a world where actual headlines often sound surreal, Signal Leaks uses satire to explore the strange, the ridiculous, and the terrifyingly familiar. By mimicking the tone and structure of investigative reporting, we aim to highlight just how bizarre reality can be — without ever claiming that our content is real.

The people behind SignalLeaks have backgrounds in journalism, tech, and media production, and are based in New York City. This is a side project created for fun and as a pressure valve.

We believe that clear, intentional satire is a tool for social commentary. Our goal is not to deceive, but to provoke thought, reflection and nervous laughter.

If you’re here for facts, you won’t find them. If you’re here to laugh at the chaos of the world, you’re in the right place.

Who We Are

SignalLeaks is a satirical website that publishes fictional content for the purposes of commentary, humor, and critique. Our site address is: https://signalleaks.com.

What Data We Collect

We do not require user accounts, comments, or submissions. However, like most websites, we collect basic technical data to ensure our site works properly. We may collect:

  • Anonymous usage data (browser type, device info, time on site, etc.)
  • IP address and cookies for traffic analysis and ad delivery This data is used to help us:
  • Understand how people use the site
  • Improve site speed, design, and usability
  • Serve relevant (and sometimes hilariously misplaced) ads

Cookies and Tracking

We use cookies for:

  • Analytics (via Google Analytics or similar)
  • Advertising (if/when third-party ad networks are integrated) You can disable cookies through your browser settings or use tools like https://optout.aboutads.info to manage ad tracking preferences.

Embedded Content and Third-Party Services

Some articles may include embedded content (e.g. videos, social media posts, images). These platforms may collect data just as if you visited them directly. If we serve ads, third-party vendors (like Ezoic or Google AdSense) may:

  • Use cookies to serve ads based on prior visits
  • Collect anonymized info to tailor advertising You can read about Google’s policies here.

Children’s Privacy

SignalLeaks is not intended for children under the age of 13. If you’re a child, please close this tab and go play outside. Or read a book. Seriously.

Data Retention and Security

We don’t collect personal information unless you email us directly. We retain only anonymous non-identifying data for analytics and site performance.

Your GDPR Rights (EU Users)

If you are located in the European Union, you are entitled to the following under the General Data Protection Regulation (GDPR):

  • Right to access – You can request copies of your personal data.
  • Right to rectification – You can request corrections to inaccurate or incomplete data.
  • Right to erasure – You may ask us to delete your data (aka “the right to be forgotten”).
  • Right to restrict processing – You can request limits on how we use your data.
  • Right to object – You may object to the processing of your data for direct marketing.
  • Right to data portability – You can request a transfer of your data to another service.

To exercise these rights, please email us at: 📧 IslandConcepts404@gmail.com We will respond within 30 days in accordance with GDPR requirements.

Satirical Disclaimer

SignalLeaks is a satire site. While we care about your privacy, we’d like to remind you that the only thing less real than our stories is the idea that anyone is tracking your every click for nefarious purposes.